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Created on 2001-12-14 22:23:55 (#414563), last updated 2003-07-12
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Basic Info| Name: | Your Oversexed Lord And Unholy Savior |
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| Birthdate: | 12-25 |
| Location: | filthadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Website: | Jesus On Film! |
BioFor those two people out there who haven't fucking heard of me and don't know my life story:
I was born. Yeah, in a manger. So, I came out of my mama's twat smelling like pig shit. True story. After that, I knocked around Israel for a couple decades, amusing the rubes with my awesome powers (seriously, you can make good money betting aramaic rednecks that you can walk on water). There's some cockamamie story about my death and resurrection going around. If that happened, I was probably too drunk or too high to remember it.
I was born. Yeah, in a manger. So, I came out of my mama's twat smelling like pig shit. True story. After that, I knocked around Israel for a couple decades, amusing the rubes with my awesome powers (seriously, you can make good money betting aramaic rednecks that you can walk on water). There's some cockamamie story about my death and resurrection going around. If that happened, I was probably too drunk or too high to remember it.
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